I Smell Like A Prostitute.

I didn't mean for it to happen. I did this to myself, but I thought the smell would come off quickly =(

I needed some hand lotion. I looked around, and I couldn't find any good lotion. I only found one. It's for girls. It's this:

"ETERNITY
for women

Luxurious Body Lotion
lait sensuel pour
le corps

Calvin Klein"

I looked at this bottle, and I thought, "well shit... I can either have dry skin or I can just smell like a cheap whore for an hour... An hour isn't too long... the smell will come off... Okay. I'll put the lotion on.."

But that was like 12 hours ago, and I still smell like someone who would fuck you for money or drugs in a dark alley.

I like how girls smell. I like the smell of their shampoo when their air gets too close to me. I like the smell of their clothes. I even like purfume -- PS, Ladies: Curve wins -- but, this smell... Total slut.

I smell like a filthy, gross whore. And, the smell won't go away.